The following fiction is for your amusement and/or entertainment fantasy and is not a solicition or offer of an illegal activity.
Please be 21 years of age or older.
PLEASE READ ALL THE ENTERTAINING TEXT. Thanks.
My apologies if you have tried to reach me over the past months, I have been away. Please feel free to call me again. My plans were to move to Greece this past spring but then I met someone else. I met my girlfriend and her horny TS friend and I can't seem to keep my cXXX out of her pXXXX. Does this make me pXXXX-whipped???
I plan to eventually get out of the location disclosing business soon and have moved in another direction with a career as an investigator (aka. private dick). This isn't even a part-time thing for me, only for fun and to meet nice people and make naughty friends.
FIRST TIMERS AND TIGHT-ASSES ARE ALWAYS WELCOME
AS ALWAYS IT'S ME OR IT'S FREE GUARANTEE
SAFE AND DISCREET LOCATION
AS SEEN IN MEN'S MAGAZINES, ON TELEVISION AND IN PORN MOVIES
WORLD-FAMOUS PORNSTAR
NEVER RUSHED OR HURRIED
PLAY-MATE WITH AN 8" PE-XXX
UNLICENSED DNA EXXXTRACTOR
OFTEN IMITATED BUT NOT QUITE DUPLICATED
THE SHAPELY SEDUCTRESS WITH THE FACE OF APHRODITE, BODY OF VENUS AND THE TOOL OF EROS
Hello there, let me tell you about myself:
I'm caucasian, upscale, 5'9", 38D x 27 x 38, 7 1/2 - 8", smooth slender and busty with sexy, long silken legs and full, pouty, soft, moist lips, deep warm throat and no gag reflex. My boyfriends tell me that I am able to make their eyes roll back in their head and their toes curl as they moan and quiver with spasms of delight. They can't seem to keep their mouths off my big squirting XXXX. They're always wanting me to cram it in their horny little candy aXXes! My boyfriends keep coming back and telling me that I have the unique ability to suck a golf ball thru a garden hose, chrome off a bumper and swallow them to the knees before they know what hit them! I think they've been hitting the bottle but I hear those stories all the time. What's a girl to do. I see something I want and I go for it. :)
This is an "all about me" fantasy posting out of NECESSITY and not narcissism. I'm not on a wild ego trip and don't carry on about myself in person.
I'm DRUG and DISEASE FREE, a non-smoker and I do not consume alcoholic beverages. Well educated (IQ around 137), I disclose my location for fun and to help pay for my college expenses. I'm classy, discreet, well-mannered, eager to please and love to have a safe and naughty good time.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:
Please take a minute to read them all before you call me since I can't answer any questions over the phone. My responses can easily be twisted and misinterpreted by someone unethical. Thank you for understanding.
Question 1: Why do you not like to answer questions? and Why don't you like to get graphic or explicit, the other girls do it all the time?
Answer: The questions I am most often asked are on this site. The second most often asked questions tend to be of a graphic and explicit nature or innuendos to that end. An affirmative answer or suggestion to such a question might subjectively constitute an illegal activity. On the telephone I am not protected by the disclaimers as defined in this website. ie. "Do I need to bring protection or do you have some?", or "Are you a top or a bottom?". I have actually been asked those very questions recently, no doubt by undercover officers. In short, questions to me indicate a strong possibility of entrapment. . . someone attemtping to misinterpret this erotic story fantasy as a possible reality - aka. prostitution.
The ONLY charge is for the location disclosure, whatever may or may not happen after that is between two consenting adults. I do not EVER charge for s*x or nudity, IF it ever occurs, it would always be TOTALLY FREE and not a part of any type of monetary negotiation. I never intimate, insinuate in any way or quote prices for such things. I will NEVER INITIATE any type of sexual advances either verbally or physically.
Although you may have found me on a site under the heading "escorts", "providers", "masseuse" or similar, I am not a prostitute. I am listed under those headings only because those are the areas were men that are attracted to transsexuals tend to look. As far as I know there is no specific classification for "location disclosures". I could be considered an escort in the sense that I escort you to my location via telephone by providing you with the directions to my door.
My friends may join for an extra $100 for the location disclosure (it's probably going to be a different location if they join and their location charge is paid by you directly to them and only if they are present. I do not collect money or make negotiations for them. You pay them only when they arrive.) Please be certain that you would be happy seeing only me in the off chance that I cannot get hold of them or they cannot join. I do not want to mislead you that way since I have no control over the actions of others and they are not under my employ. Please read all the text.
MY HORSE HUNG TRANNY FRIENDS "CANDI" AND/OR "GINGER" OR MY REAL GIRLFRIEND "KRISTEN" (GENETIC FEMALE NEVER HAD CHILDREN, WET AND TIGHT) MAY LIKE TO JOIN (INDIANA ONLY) AND THEY ARE ALWAYS WILD AND KINKY AND EAGER TO HAVE NO HOLES BARRED FUN!.. no pics but if you don't like them, you don't pay them.
They are all extremely gorgeous and no one has ever complained. In fact every horny man that has partaken of our 3-way decadence has becume a huge fan and they always cume back for more..
Question 2: What does a session with you involve?
Answer: The disclosure of my discreet location is what you are buying. I will be here for you to meet and greet in the flesh. It will be an unforgettable location disclosure and I certainly won't rush you away!
My all new discreet incall location is just south of Indianapolis near Martinsville and the exact location disclosure (directions to my location) is $200 for the first disclosure and only $150 each time thereafter (my location may change each time). I do not travel and I do not and have not ever taken money for anything other than MY own location disclosure. (I am happy to give all horny ACTIVE DUTY military men and tight-assed I.U. STUDENTS w/valid ID proof, a $50 discount for a limited time, but please tell me when you book the appointment)
I'm approximately 30 minutes from Indianapolis (closer than from the east side to the west side or the north to the south side and a prettier drive without traffic delays and scary neighborhoods),
My fabulous and sexy crossdressing closet location disclosure is also $200, let me know if you sometimes like to get all dolled up and slutty.
For my protection I do not answer blocked/private callers, payphones, anonymous calls from calling cards, calls from pre-paid cellphones nor calls from businesses, hotels or nite clubs and bars. Ringer on 9am - 9pm. Call the day you want to visit.. Your contacting me constitutes complete acceptance of the terms and conditions in the fine print non-fictional disclaimer at the bottom of this website. PLEASE READ IT , as well as the rest of this site BEFORE calling me. Not reading it or pretending not to have read it is a favorite entrapment technique.
I see approximately one new horny client every few months so there is no need to worry about being rushed off because someone else is coming before or after you. 9 out of 10 callers I am unable to see for one reason or another, usually due to their getting graphic and wanting an illegal service or not reading this entire website (which to me indicates that person is out to entrap me).
If you have ANY questions please re-read this page. Oh and I hope you're horny!
I ALWAYS am!
I do hope to see you naked, hard and excited soon!
FEEL FREE TO DROP YOUR DRAWERS AND BEND OVER IF YOU DARE!
Also to prevent spam and entrapment I do not respond to emails so simply call the number on this site when you're ready for my location.
More silliness (ie. it's a joke) to make you laugh:
COST OF AN AVERAGE BORING DATE: ROSES $50+ DINNER $60+ WINE $80+ MOVIE $30+ VIAGRA $15/pill TOTAL $225.00 AND UP AVERAGE CHANCE OF A MATCH - SUCKCESS = 50 PERCENT
COST OF MY LOCATION DISCLOSURE: BLOOMINGTON, IN $200 9am - 9pm VIAGRA NOT NEEDED OR OFFERED CHANCE OF SUCKCESS - MATCH = 99 PERCENT CIGARETTE AFTERWARDS...Leave that for the neighbors, you'll be napping
--PRICELESS--
CALL ME THE DAY YOU WANT ME TO BREAK OUT THE LEATHER AND BONDAGE GEAR, WHIPS, CHAINS, DILDOS, LUBE AND BUTT PLUGS OR IF YOU PREFER, THE LINGERE, GARTERS, STOCKINGS, HEELS AND RED CANDLES.
Sending naked hugs and soft DEEP kisses to your favorite secret throbbing stiff spot.
"TASTE MY FORBIDDEN FRUIT, the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH, NECTAR OF THE GODS" lol
I have an 8" whip and an 8' whip, which one do you want and where??? :)
Now zip up your fly temporarily and call me, let me slowly enchant you with my surprises.
Live the fantasy, experience the phenomenon of a hung transsexual pornstar. I'll be waiting with a special hard-candy honey-dripping surprise with your name on it. Your name is John right? (just kidding, that was another funny)
I love to rehearse scenes from my many porn movies and practice palpating prostate massage with my boyfriends from the comfort of my own private gloryhole for free in my spare time. When I'm really bored we practice my special naked work-out routine that's totally HOT and I don't even have to get out of bed!
My boyfriends love to load up on my wonderful and free protein squirt that leaves them ful-filled giving gorgeous hair and skin and they don't even have to get up off their knees. They tell me they only feel younger with each juicy drop and keep carrying on about the Fountain of Youth and Ponce deLeon or some other such craziness.
At present time I have no boyfriends so I'm usually pretty blue-balled. To see my naked artistic photos showing my forbidden fruit, please be over 21 years old, agree to the terms of the sexcia website, have your member in hand and go to http://www.escort.sexcia.com/search.php search for 22268 if you're nasty. My member is shaved and smooth at all times.
When you call, please let me know if you're interested in the Domination poetry as the location is different from the regular location disclosure. My dungeon is at a different location so that the screaming and whining doesn't freighten the neighbors.
For domination location information please click the tab in the upper left marked "DOMINATION" after you read everything on this one.
Please read the disclaimer located below the photographs for additional details and a contact number.
Take the day off, call in sick, take a long lunch, hock your gold tooth, whatever you need to do, you'll be very glad you did take the time to slip in and get out of your clothes and inhibitions! Thank you for reading my entertaining fantasies. Let me know if you have seen any of my porn movies and which scene was your favorite, I love all of my horny fans!
I love all naked men, service all brands and makers be they european, American or some other type. I've a special sweet tooth for smaller, average and uncut models.
Tie a string around your willie and the next time it's acting up call me. All willies need to be cleaned and slowly greased, oiled and lubed, even cumpletely drained from time to time to keep them in top running order. And my motto is waste not, want not. I never let one precious drop get away! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GULP!
Soft kisses to your throbbing stiffness,
"Delilah"
Thank you for enjoying my erotic fantasy and poetry.
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NON-FICTIONAL disclaimer aka. the truth behind the hype:
I provide a legitimate and legal service of disclosing my discreet location to you. I do not ever charge for or have s*x for money or partake of any illegal activity. Any money exchange is for the disclosure of my discreet location only. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal choice between two consenting adults of legal age and is not a part of this or any other monetary or illegal negotiation, nor is it contracted for, neither is it intimated to be contracted for in any manner. This is not an offer of, nor is it a front for prostitution.
Please do not capriciously assume that I engage in nefarious activities simply because you may have found me listed under an "escorts" or "providers" classification. This is done for marketing and entertainment purposes only and is not indicative of an offer or suggestion for an illegal activity. Please refer to this code word when you phone me, this way I will know that you have read and understand this disclaimer. Code word: HYPE
The top portion of this website and it's depictions is meant to entertain and may be fictional. Anything that may be construed as graphic or explicit by the reader/viewer is done for entertainment purposes only. The top portion of this website is fantasy and fictional, this disclaimer is non-fiction. I am unable to see anyone who does not read, understand and agree to the terms of this disclaimer.
By contacting me you contractually agree to the terms contained in this disclaimer, further, you affirm that you are not affiliated with any type of law enforcement or investigation and that you are not any type of informant, task force, or on any type of entrapment assignment, "clean-up", "sweep" or "sting" of advertisers of the above-referenced classifications. The service rendered is always the same, location disclosure, therefore the charge is always the same as well. No subterfuge involved on my part.
Discretion and safety are assured. I live in a crime-free area that is private, somewhat secluded and very safe. Our safety is very important to me.
You further agree to keep the details of our encounter private. I promise to keep details private as well. I have previously been victim without proof, to law enforcement officers working together, that were dishonest. A/V in use at ALL times (adult movies are constantly playing) to preclude entrapment. I do not participate in any illegal activities and do not ever charge for s*x. If I have s*x it is always free and not a part of any negotiation for money, property or services. Please understand that I provide a LOCATION DISCLOSURE to my private residence for $200 and nothing more. Please bring only the $200 and know the code word listed above. Your contacting me at 812-330-8915 constitutes complete acceptance of these terms and conditions.
